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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 20:28

What movies have not aged well?

Octopussy

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”Ah so!”

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-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

What type of narcissist cheats more and gets pleasure out of hurting you, even if they're married?

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

I see ugly guys dating gorgeous, "hot" women all the time. I, too, am not very attractive but I'm not doing well with the ladies. What's their secret?

Diamonds Are Forever

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-”She is very sexyful!”

What is the best way to get my wife to become a hotwife?

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

If there is an abandoned house with no owner, can I live in it?

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Moonraker

Have you worn a tight black mini skirt?

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

Dr No

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Live and Let Die

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

A View to a Kill

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

What are the pros and cons of living in Male, Maldives?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

You Only Live Twice

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

Why does the UK Labour MP Jess Philips seem to be such a divisive figure?

From Russia With Love

Goldfinger

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Are miracles real or do they just have natural explanations?

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-J W Pepper

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